Quotes from Mr. YY(17)
Adam always says there are two guys inside him. One day, he takes a quiz and is very upset about the result. Mr. YY comes and asks why.Adam: You know, the quiz tells who you are in "The Matrix". One guy inside me is Neo while another is Trinity......Mr. YY: Perfect! You have a couple inside. C'me on, You don't need Shelley any more.Note: Shelley is Adam's girl friend.
2003年11月17日 11:13
YY先生语录45
YY先生在地铁里面看到动画片《梁祝》的介绍,出站之后,想想有趣,兴起而哼小提琴协奏曲《梁祝》,哼了一会儿,觉得不够瘾,开始低唱越剧《梁祝》:小别重逢梁山伯,倒教我三分欢喜七分······七分了半天也没有出来后面那个字,这时,YY先生正好走到二号线人民广场站新世界出口,看见又一个人在那里面对“此路不通”的招牌发呆,立刻转嗓唱Boyz II Man的To the end of the road·······
2004年1月17日 11:08
Quotes from Mr. YY(49)
When you are looking for a girl friend, remember that you are looking for not a face but a soul; when you marry her, remember that it's not the soul but the face that will accompany in your rest life.
-- Mr. YY
2004年1月30日 10:28
YY先生语录54
同事过完春节,自老家返沪,遇到YY先生,抱怨黄牛之心黑不止。
YY先生正色道,你知道现在的黄牛为什么那么狠嘛?
同事吃了一惊,忙问,为什么?
YY先生严肃的说,因为他们人手一册——《把票卖给加西亚》!
说明:The idea is originally fromTara, who is my middle school classmate. Thanks for hergrant.
2004年2月4日 14:10
YY先生语录58
YY先生说,中国这么大,不论什么稀奇古怪的事情都至少能找出一打例子。
Jeffery F. Chamberlain
"In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything."
2004年2月11日 14:32
Quotes from Mr. YY(112)
VerificationGuildis a famous forum about verification topic in VLSI field. Last weekVerificationGuild was hacked and redirected to a porn site. Know what Mr. YY commented?
He said, I know verification is very HARD, but I don't know it's that kind of HARD.
2004年4月24日 12:35
YY先生语录127
我看上了HUGO BOSS的一款男式香水,因为它的广告语是"Separates the men from the boys"。YY先生说了一句话让我打消了购买的念头: Only The Boys want to be considered as “Man”.
2004年5月14日 16:41
YY先生语录139
逛动物园,看猩猩。某人说,我实在无法相信它们和我们有同一个祖先。YY先生说,要让它们相信和我们人类来源于同一个祖先,恐怕更困难。
H. L. Mencken: "It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."
2004年6月17日 16:41
YY先生语录271
我和YY先生一起坐公交车,看到路边一对男女。二人四目相对,男的紧紧握住女的手。我不禁颔首,为他们感到高兴。YY先生见状,提醒我说,你要搞清楚他们是未婚还是已婚?
我问,有什么区别吗?
YY先生说,如果是已婚的话,男方很可能是为了自卫才握住女方的手的。Source:TheClyde's Joke of the Day for November 15, 2005They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence.
2005年11月16日 22:06